Do you love your wife but sometimes want a night out but can't because reruns of her favorite show about two gay men and a sassy red head are on and she needs a living pillow

both embroidered and printed

80/20 cotton/polyester blend juniors t-shirt

decorated with a swordfish profile that appears to me illuminated on the surface

featuring a retro calculator graphic with the text

Always be Yourself Unless Astronaut Mens Hoodie Size:2XL Do you love your wifeHave you always wanted to be an astronaut? Love space exploration? Then you'll love this astronaut design, printed on a high quality cotton and polyester men's hoodie, featuring the text, "Always be yourself, unless you can be an astronaut. Then always be an astronaut".