and features the text "Mon Cherie" which means my darling

If your kid is a cyborg disguised as a human

The alien invasion has arrived

The mischievous rabbit states doody happens

but what they did not say is that it can buy shots and that is pretty close

Always Be Yourself Chicken Mens T Shirt Size:3XL and features the text "MonAll growing up, you're taught to always be yourself. But what if you could be a.. CHICKEN?! This Animal World design is printed on a 100% cotton men's crew neck t shirt, featuring the words, "Always be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A Chicken. Then Always be a Chicken" across the front. Because being a chicken is so much cooler.