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"Schuylkill River Mermaid" Coffee | Bitchin' Blonde Roast | THüNDER MüD™ Collab Size:2 LB • PrintedWhy settle for a basic blonde roast when you can have a downright bitchin one instead?? The Schuylkill River Mermaid Bitchin' Blonde Roast is a Philly born blonde that's smooth, slightly nutty, and packs more punch than a Rocky Balboa southpaw hook to the dome. Our mermaid? Shes no mythical beauty from Seattle shes a stubbly, beer bellied sea hag from the 2 1 5 with a rowdy E A G L E S chant as her siren song. Think of her as the Starbucks mermaid if